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August 29th, 2006 (10:22 am)
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Yeesh, it's been ages since I wrote anything, hasn't it?

Full House

Characters/Pairing: Everyone/surprise!
Rating: PG-13
Words: 1,030
Warnings: Crack, silliness, unbeta'd.
Summary: You wanna know who *I* think Haruhi should end up with?... Most unfortunately inspired by this post.


It started as simply a convenient way to stay in a very nice house: Hunny and Mori, both attending Tokyo University, had acquired a small mansion near the school. When he heard that Haruhi would attend the same school, he visited her and, big eyes wide, asked her to come stay with them. After some serious haggling with her—and her father –she agreed, on the condition that she WOULD pay what rent she could, and that she would do whatever chores around the house she could.

If she felt a bit uneasy about accepting almost-charity, her first week doing said chores erased the anxiousness. Somehow she’d failed to consider just how little spoiled wealthy kids knew about caring for a house. At first, Mori had tried to help out here and there, but after the three returned from classes one day to find the floor completely covered in suds—Mori had put too much soap in the dishwasher –Haruhi told him to quit bothering. “I’ll call you if I need heavy lifting, Mori-senpai,” she intoned matter-of-factly.

As soon as he heard that Haruhi was living with Hunny and Mori, Tamaki—also attending Todai* --started visiting. Daily. In fact, multiple times daily, arriving in the morning to walk to class with them (her), stopping by between his classes to invite them (her) to lunch, and bursting in after class to spend the evening with them (her). Only once early on did he complain about Haruhi living with two other men, but when she reminded him that she COULD have been living with the Hitachiin twins, he kept his mouth shut.

Speaking of Hikaru and Kaoru, they were attending nearby Tokyo Metropolitan University. As such, they were usually only seen by their high school comrades a couple evenings a week, when the group would be dragged—usually by Tamaki –off on some adventure, like to a karaoke bar or a maid café. The two remained as thick as thieves, completely inseparable.

So you can imagine everyone’s surprise when one day, the two twins burst into Hunny, Mori, and Haruhi’s living room and declared that they absolutely couldn’t live alone together anymore. Haruhi was so preoccupied taking in their bedraggled appearance, light bruises, and glares at each other that she didn’t register Hunny’s cheerful invitation to move in until it was too late.

And of course, as soon as Tamaki heard that those twins were moving in, well, nothing could keep him from moving his own bed into one of the rooms next to Haruhi’s. Just to ensure her safety, of course.

After another Saturday spent doing five boys’ worth of laundry, Haruhi collapsed onto a couch in the living room and muttered balefully, “why does it seem like we’re missing someone?”

As if on cue, that night Tamaki received a phone call from Kyouya, who was attending a school in the United States. Apparently, his oldest brother was marrying a wealthy heiress, and Kyouya was perturbed at what he saw as a political move towards inheriting the position of head of the Ootori companies. As such, he would transfer to Tokyo University at the beginning of the next semester, and did Tamaki know a place where he could stay on short notice?

The only face that night that lacked a nostalgic grin was, of course, Haruhi’s. She was busy calculating how much more laundry detergent she’d need.

* * *


How it went from seven college students living together in a mansion in Tokyo to something entirely different, none of them could have answered. Maybe somewhere over the years she’d simply lost the energy to fight it, Haruhi pondered as she awoke one morning. She attempted to sit up in bed, only to find a warm body laying on top of her. “Oof,” she muttered. “Hikaru, you’re heavy.”

The redhead yawned and threw his arms around Haruhi. “Haruhi~, I’m hungry~~!”

His sleepy pronouncement awoke another body, Mori’s. Mori sat up from his position at Haruhi’s right and as if on cue, his stomach growled.

Haruhi sighed. “Okay, breakfast it is.”

“Brunch,” Kaoru corrected into his pillow, laying at Haruhi’s left. She eyed the clock: 11:45am. This was probably the earliest time they’d ever woken up on a Sunday, she mused.

“Waaaai!” Hunny exclaimed, jumping up from his spot nestled between Mori’s legs and Haruhi’s to settle on a disgruntled Hikaru’s back. “Can we have chocolate-chip pancakes!?”

“Haruhi’s home-cooked pancakes! Ah, this is heaven!” Tamaki declared, sitting up and slipping his arms around Haruhi’s neck from behind.

“Hm, I think we still have chocolate-chips left…” Haruhi mused as Tamaki snuggled her.

“Yaaaay!” Hunny cried, as he and the other four awake boys jumped up to throw on their pajamas, which lay neglected on the floor. They ran out the door to set the table—the one task they had successfully learned to do without breaking anything or making a mess.

As they ran out of the room, Haruhi eyed the remaining dark-haired boy, off to the side of the immense bed where no one else’s movements would bother his slumber. She cautiously crawled over to him and even more cautiously murmered into his ear. “Do you want anything to eat, Kyouya?”

His response was to grunt, grab her by the shoulder, and yank her down next to him for a snuggle. She smiled and just lay there, happy to let the peace of the moment cover her like a soft blanket.

…But not for long. Hikaru bounced in shortly thereafter to announce: “the table’s set! And we got out all the ingredients, Haruhi! Where are—hey!” Upon spying the two, he turned and called back downstairs. “KYOUYA’S MONOPOLIZING HARUHI!”

Within seconds, it seemed, eight feet were pounding their way up the stairs. Haruhi quickly extracted herself from Kyouya’s grip and jumped out of bed, threw on a nightgown, and headed towards the door.

“You guys are such spoiled brats,” she grumbled fondly as she navigated her way through the boys down to the kitchen.

“That’s why you love us!” declared Hunny. Haruhi couldn’t hold back her smile as she got to cooking breakfast.

* Todai – short for Tokyo University (Tokyo Daigaku).
~s are often used in manga to imply a lengthening of the vowel (so Haruhi~ would be the equivalent of, say, Haruhiii).
Sorry if you don't like this "pairing." I kind of just wrote it to be silly, honestly.

Comments

Posted by: She who has nothing to do with goats. (asakurabratty)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 06:11 pm (UTC)
FANGIRL FANGIRL FANGIRL

...I. I think I love you. ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Posted by: Divine Squishy (lyuna)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 06:29 pm (UTC)

^ Ditto! :D
<3

Posted by: Shar - Queen of the Blonde & Blue-eyed (sharyamato)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
LOLocopter

Wow, that was amusing XD

Posted by: moonlightstarfi (moonlightstarfi)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 06:37 pm (UTC)
Ouran WTF Moment

OMG.

Posted by: ficcingwitch (ficcingwitch)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 07:14 pm (UTC)

OMG, this was fantastic - I loved it so much! This is exactly what I want to happen after they all graduate from Ouran (which they probably won't, given how the manga has gone so far, but still... I can hope). They should all live together in one big House of Love.

Seriously - write more stuff like this! You're really good at capturing the group dynamic. Adding to Favourites!

Posted by: One shot to the heart (kaeleer)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 08:21 pm (UTC)
WTF?

YAY! Host Club Orgy! &hearts ^^ We need more fics like this

Posted by: Kitsune (kitsune)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 08:42 pm (UTC)

So cute!

I didn't know you were a fic writer...

Posted by: jensuki (jensuki)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 08:50 pm (UTC)

In the general run of things, I'm really not ^_^;; The last time I wrote fanfiction regularly was 3-4 years ago when I was big into the Harry Potter fandom.

Nowadays I only write a fic when a plotbunny pops into my head that I can't ignore. =P

I'm sort-of a writer in real life though. It's not my job title at the moment ("web marketing specialist" is), but I do a bit of freelance nonfiction here and there, and occasionally write shorts and stuff when I have time and ideas.

Posted by: Kitsune (kitsune)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC)

The last time I wrote fanfiction regularly was 3-4 years ago when I was big into the Harry Potter fandom.

Lemme guess... Harry/Draco?

I'm more of a Snupin girl myself, although the few fis I have written are all over the board pairings-wise.

Posted by: jensuki (jensuki)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 09:05 pm (UTC)

Heh, got it in one. Mostly H/D, anyway. I just liked throwing them in a room together and letting them hash it out-- I always thought they seemed like opposite sides of the same coin, y'know?

I wrote other random pairings as things came to me, though, and some gen too. And as for pairing preferences, I rather like Harry/Luna.

Actually! I wrote a Snape/Luna once. They just seemed like a perfect "opposites attract" sort of couple. XD (I mentioned that at YaoiCon and everyone was like "O_O!!! KILL HER!" T_T)

Posted by: Kitsune (kitsune)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 09:21 pm (UTC)

Ewwwww! Het!

Ha, ha... just kidding... but I'm betting that's the sort of reaction you got at Yaoi Con. Did they hate it because it was het, or because it was Luna?

After HBP, Luna is one of the only female Potterverse characters I still like... it's still sort of hard for me to picture her with Snape though.

Posted by: jensuki (jensuki)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 09:25 pm (UTC)

Yeah, probably. Which is exactly the kind of thing I don't like about many yaoi fans! Don't get me wrong, I love boys having sex with each other. But I also love girls having sex with each other, and boys having sex with girls!

There is a sentiment within the yaoi fandom that a boy/boy relationship is somehow more significant or meaningful than a boy/girl relationship by default, which is just silly.

...Er...right, sorry about the rant. ^_^;;

Luna is the only female Potter character I like, especially after Tonks went all gooey for Remus (where the heck did THAT come from, by the way?).

And speaking of romances that came from NOwhere. Harry/Ginny? What the heck? "A beast roaring in his chest"? WTFever, Jo, I don't buy it. It's too obvious a pairing and I thought the whole affair was really not very well-executed. It just seemed dumb and made me sad.

I've never been a fan of the Big Happy Weasley Family idea though.

Posted by: Kitsune (kitsune)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 10:11 pm (UTC)

I love boys having sex with each other. But I also love girls having sex with each other, and boys having sex with girls!

Yup. I do have a preference for slash/yaoi, but all sorts of sex makes me happy.

...Er...right, sorry about the rant.

No worries, because the whole thought that one sort of relationship is more valid than another is just WRONG in my book as well.

And speaking of romances that came from NOwhere...

When I read HBP, all I could think of regarding the romances (and I'm sure I'm far off the mark, but anyways) was that it read like bad fanfic, and that JKR was going out of her way to kill off all the slash ships and pair EVERYONE up. I mean, she even put Filch and Pince together! What's next for book 7 - Fawkes/Hedwig, just to be sure to kill the Fawkes/Pigwidgeon ship?!?

Posted by: jensuki (jensuki)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 10:18 pm (UTC)

I agree absolutely-- it DID read like bad fanfic. I always liked that Rowling seemed to write somewhat realistically about people's relationships, and I guess it probably isn't uncommon for people to pair up right before what will be a massive and deadly war.

But...to paint Harry's relationship with Ginny as Twoo Wuv? WTF? The kid's all of 16! How many people have met their lifelong SOs by 16? I can forgive his parents, I can forgive Ron's parents, I can even forgive Ron/Hermione, but Harry too? Gah.

It boggles the mind.

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Posted by: jensuki (jensuki)
Posted at: November 8th, 2006 10:52 pm (UTC)

Yep-- but I'm afraid you just missed it! It was October 20-22. They haven't announced next year's dates, to my knowledge...

But the website is http://yaoicon.com. :)

Posted by: Belle de Winter : Princess of a Parallel World (belledewinter)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC)
Twincest!

KYAAA! <3 You worked out that the perfect ending is the OT7! I love you! xD

Posted by: The Edofa Project (edofa)
Posted at: August 29th, 2006 11:22 pm (UTC)

I got lucky and saw this.

I LOVE YOU<3

Posted by: The Winged Poet (sciathan_file)
Posted at: August 30th, 2006 01:13 am (UTC)
sciathan poke

Do you have any idea how long I have been waiting for this fic?

You get serious hearts and sparkles.

Loooooooove!

Posted by: themadpoker (themadpoker)
Posted at: August 30th, 2006 01:57 am (UTC)

You are too awesome for words to describe. XD You should post this over at ouranorgy

Posted by: John (elvaron)
Posted at: August 30th, 2006 02:12 am (UTC)

So cute! Ouran OT7 for the win! :D:D:D
(And somehow I can totally see this happening too XD)

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: August 30th, 2006 02:21 am (UTC)

What about Kyouya's notebook?! Plus Usa-chan!

Posted by: Nobody puts Qem in a corner. (qem_chibati)
Posted at: August 30th, 2006 05:35 am (UTC)
The OTP to end all OTP's

OTO! - one true orgy.

This post makes me feel happy. =D

Thanks for sharing this, especially after "the inspiration" that left a bad taste in my mouth. @.@;

Posted by: Levy (levy)
Posted at: August 31st, 2006 01:22 pm (UTC)
Ichiro Takami

the most lovely thing about the fic is that it sounds perfectly normal! I'm totally for the orgy solution! *^_^*

Posted by: lunnera (lunnera)
Posted at: September 7th, 2006 06:10 am (UTC)
huggle attack by me

I... I think I'm going to cry! *blinks away tears* This is the strangest and most hilarious ouran fic I've ever read! The best part about it is, I could totally see them doing that. ♥ Hearts for you! ♥

Posted by: Yuki Kokoro (yuki_kokoro)
Posted at: September 11th, 2006 05:07 pm (UTC)

SOOOOOOO much love for this. It so neatly incorporates all of them in an oddly believable way and just... feels natural.

You probably can't tell but I am BURSTING WITH JOY (!!)R@I@(EOU)(TU@OI) to see something that so neatly ties up where they'll go after the series without leaving anyone out and throwing them all together in a way that seems workable. ♥

It even maintains the crackiness of the series without being totally off the wall. This is exactly what this growing fandom needs, and you win for providing it.

Posted by: Kylara (karenai)
Posted at: September 25th, 2006 04:57 am (UTC)

I <3 you.

This story makes me happy.

Particularly the “KYOUYA’S MONOPOLIZING HARUHI!” line.

And they should totally hire a maid, except I guess that would be pointless since she would run screaming off into the distance after a day. (Or a night.)

And yes, they are totally spoiled brats, and Haruhi is spot-on. So cute. XD

Should you ever write another Ouran fic again, regardless of ship (or lack of one), I will read it. Because I won't be able to stop myself. Thank you for writing, and I look so very forward to seeing more :D

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